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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner


" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips


"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams