"I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, HAVING A POOR MAN'S DREAM, OR HAVING REALITY TOLD TO YOU BY A DRUNK."
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"FOR A LONG TIME I FELT LIKE A TOY BOTTLED SHIP COLLECTING DUST ON THE TOP SHELF IN A DARKENED CLOSET RIDDING UPON A SEA OF MOTH BALLS, THEN I FOUND MY OPEL GT 1968."
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