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#51 (permalink) |
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Pain is irrelevant to survival and is commonly suppressed until some time later. In order to be a factor, pain must first be perceived, and second must cause an emotional response. In many individuals, pain is ignored even when perceived, or the response is anger and increased resistance, not surrender.
John C. Hall Unit Chief FBI Academy Firearms Training Unit |
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opel free after 25 years
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING,! JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? |
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Copyright © 2003-2008 barry williams
All Rights Reserved save praying to God for sunday today we pray to Nike and run like hell |
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Speaking of Chickens....
Q: "Why did the pervert cross the road?"
A: "He was stalking the chicken!" Q: "What is the similarity between an elephant and a wheelbarrow?" A: "Neither can climb trees!" The elephant joke was made up by my grandfather after a discussion about who made up all the elephant jokes - he was determined to be the originator of at least one elephant joke ! |
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GTJim
Opel Owner since last Century! Copyright © 2000-2008 J D Henry All Rights Reserved |
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Oh no, movie quotes...see signiture for one of my favorites that can be posted. We could do bumper stickers too, I walked by a truck at a school in Durango and it had in big letters Jesus loves you. In small type under that was everybody else thinks your an a##%ole.
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I believe this is a Russian proverb:
"Measure your cloth twice as you can only cut it once" I reminded myself of this one today as I was cutting into a $477 sheet of 1/4" mild steel. My God, have you priced steel lately? It is now twice what it was a year ago. |
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No Opels were harmed in the filming of this movie. However two Mustangs, a Pinto, and a Capri were hospitalized. One Mustang was euthanized the next morning. |
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opel free after 25 years
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still at least it will be easyer to repair the body work in 1/4 plate
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Copyright © 2003-2008 barry williams
All Rights Reserved save praying to God for sunday today we pray to Nike and run like hell |
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#71 (permalink) |
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"The journey home is never a direct route; it is, in fact, always circuitous, and somewhere along the way, we discover that the journey is more significant than the destination, and that the people we meet along the way will be the traveling companions of our memories forever."
I don't know who the Author is, but I liked it. Jarrell |
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former opel racer
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Actually, BAZ, the 1/4" steel plate is for re-flooring a garbage truck. Lovely little project. Were I re-skinning the GT I'd be using
1/2"T-1. Which reminds me. "Walk softly and carry a big stink" Cheech and Chong, from The Three Little Pigs, (Three Different Ones) |
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No Opels were harmed in the filming of this movie. However two Mustangs, a Pinto, and a Capri were hospitalized. One Mustang was euthanized the next morning. |
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#73 (permalink) |
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opel free after 25 years
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hay watch out you nearly stood in that
what is it ? looks like dog s**t smells like dog s**t tastes like dog s**t must be dog s**t then cheech and chong film unknown
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Copyright © 2003-2008 barry williams
All Rights Reserved save praying to God for sunday today we pray to Nike and run like hell |