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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: WA
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John C. Hall Unit Chief FBI Academy Firearms Training Unit |
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING,! JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?
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Old Opeler
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New Zealand
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Speaking of Chickens....
Q: "Why did the pervert cross the road?"
A: "He was stalking the chicken!" Q: "What is the similarity between an elephant and a wheelbarrow?" A: "Neither can climb trees!" The elephant joke was made up by my grandfather after a discussion about who made up all the elephant jokes - he was determined to be the originator of at least one elephant joke !
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GTJim Opel Owner since last Century! Copyright © 2000-2009 J D Henry All Rights Reserved |
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1000 Post Club
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Salfordville, PA
Posts: 2,138
Real Name: Jeff
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"Survival of the fitest, I don't think so!"
Sid the Sloth from the movie Ice Age.
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1972 Opel GT, Owner since 1983 2001 Saab 9-5 SE 3.0 Turbo V6 Weeeeeeeeeee!!! 1973 GT, Parted out, R.I.P. 1968 Kadette, Owner since 2006, Sold, 28 June 2008 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: in transit
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Oh no, movie quotes...see signiture for one of my favorites that can be posted. We could do bumper stickers too, I walked by a truck at a school in Durango and it had in big letters Jesus loves you. In small type under that was everybody else thinks your an a##%ole.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Mississippi
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This is my Motto!
LIFE LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL-PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING... "WOW! WHAT A RIDE!" |
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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a pic is worth a thousand words
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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or 2 thou.....
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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or 3 thou ....
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former opel racer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: near some glaciers
Posts: 2,863
Real Name: Jeff "Oh-Oh" Denton
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I believe this is a Russian proverb:
"Measure your cloth twice as you can only cut it once" I reminded myself of this one today as I was cutting into a $477 sheet of 1/4" mild steel. My God, have you priced steel lately? It is now twice what it was a year ago.
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No Opels were harmed in the filming of this movie. However two Mustangs, a Pinto, and a Capri were hospitalized. One Mustang was euthanized the next morning. |
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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still at least it will be easyer to repair the body work in 1/4 plate
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Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Reidsville N.C.
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"The journey home is never a direct route; it is, in fact, always circuitous, and somewhere along the way, we discover that the journey is more significant than the destination, and that the people we meet along the way will be the traveling companions of our memories forever."
I don't know who the Author is, but I liked it. Jarrell |
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former opel racer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: near some glaciers
Posts: 2,863
Real Name: Jeff "Oh-Oh" Denton
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Actually, BAZ, the 1/4" steel plate is for re-flooring a garbage truck. Lovely little project. Were I re-skinning the GT I'd be using
1/2"T-1. Which reminds me. "Walk softly and carry a big stink" Cheech and Chong, from The Three Little Pigs, (Three Different Ones)
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No Opels were harmed in the filming of this movie. However two Mustangs, a Pinto, and a Capri were hospitalized. One Mustang was euthanized the next morning. |
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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hay watch out you nearly stood in that
what is it ? looks like dog s**t smells like dog s**t tastes like dog s**t must be dog s**t then cheech and chong film unknown
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Opeler
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: WA
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...more quotes from my personal collection.
"Taxonomy, i.e. the classification of the natural world, is a system of order imposed by man and not an objective reflection of nature. Its categories are actively applied and contain the assumptions, values and associations of human society."
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