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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
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Old Opeler
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New Zealand
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
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Real Name: barry williams
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never worked out that way for me jim , had to use my charm wit and thick wallet
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Old Opeler
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New Zealand
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: CA
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"I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, HAVING A POOR MAN'S DREAM, OR HAVING REALITY TOLD TO YOU BY A DRUNK."
----ME "FOR A LONG TIME I FELT LIKE A TOY BOTTLED SHIP COLLECTING DUST ON THE TOP SHELF IN A DARKENED CLOSET RIDDING UPON A SEA OF MOTH BALLS, THEN I FOUND MY OPEL GT 1968." ----ME
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: in transit
Posts: 3,873
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Three that I live by.
"Speed is money, How fast do you wanna go?" "There is no replacement for cubic displacement." "Power equals cubic inches or rectangular dollars." Not that I've been building for a bit but another is "A car is not always equal to the sum of it's parts." My all time favorite "Energy is equal to mass multiplied by density to the second power". Everybody has seen it but not in those terms Ive always been fond of "drive it like you stole it" too. |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Bakersfield, California
Posts: 206
Real Name: Allan Wheeler
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my uncles proud to be bald. he had a bumper sticker that said. "god only made so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair."
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73 Gt (RIP), 4 speed, 2.0L, 290H cam, weber, S-10 clutch w/ matched flywheel, sprint to a 2" pipe, Aluminum finned oil pan. SOLD! 70 Kadett Wagon 14k, 1.9L, Auto, weber |
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Old Opeler
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New Zealand
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Caution!
"Never treat others as you would have them treat you - they may not like it!"
..from the Beginner's S & M Manual....
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#139 (permalink) |
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,934
Real Name: barry williams
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whats the difference between a masochist and a sadist ?
the masochist says hurt me hurt me and the sadist says...........................................no
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Rice Cooker
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Spring Church, PA
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"The man likes to play Chess...let's get him some rocks."
-Red, from The Shawshank Redemption
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"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln ________________ 1972 GT 2.4L 1974 Manta GT/E 2.2L 1973 Manta Rallye 2.5L |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Las Vegas, NV.
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Movie buff
"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!"
The Princess Bride "I only speak two languages, English and Bad English." The Fifth Element "How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... Nobody knows as soon as the light comes on they scatter!"A Bugs Life "May the Force be with you." "Luke I am your father." "Get this walking carpet out of my way!" Uh what is the name of this movie?....Star Wars?
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Johnson City, TN
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I don't expect you know what an Opel GT is, but I need some parts. |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Johnson City, TN
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
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I don't expect you know what an Opel GT is, but I need some parts. |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bremerton WA
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94,000 Tons of U.S. Diplomacy.
and 4 Acres of Sovereign U.S. Territory. Both seen on Navy recruiting posters depicting a Aircraft Carrier. My current favorite considering we just got extended here in the gulf. "It's a big sh*t sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite" |
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opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
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Real Name: barry williams
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"A word to the wise is unnecessary...it's the stupid people that need the advice."
anon
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