Quotes Free for All - Page 6

GTJIM · 05-05-2005

"If one is good, then more are better and too many are just enough!"

baz · 05-05-2005

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

GTJIM · 05-05-2005

Originally Posted by baz

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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Opel GT" Lynn Lavner

Get it right, Baz! Get it right!

baz · 05-05-2005

never worked out that way for me jim , had to use my charm wit and thick wallet

GTJIM · 05-05-2005

Originally Posted by baz

never worked out that way for me jim , had to use my charm wit and thick wallet

The chief of these is the thick wallet! However: How many GT owners have a thick wallet (apart from the unpaid bills!). Guess we just get by on our (considerable) charm and wit.

MyAngelGT68 · 05-28-2005

"I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, HAVING A POOR MAN'S DREAM, OR HAVING REALITY TOLD TO YOU BY A DRUNK."
----ME

"FOR A LONG TIME I FELT LIKE A TOY BOTTLED SHIP COLLECTING DUST ON THE TOP SHELF IN A DARKENED CLOSET RIDDING UPON A SEA OF MOTH BALLS, THEN I FOUND MY OPEL GT 1968."
----ME

Fly Boy · 05-29-2005

" I don't want anything for free because it cost too much."

nobody · 05-29-2005

Three that I live by.

"Speed is money, How fast do you wanna go?"

"There is no replacement for cubic displacement."

"Power equals cubic inches or rectangular dollars."

Not that I've been building for a bit but another is

"A car is not always equal to the sum of it's parts."

My all time favorite

"Energy is equal to mass multiplied by density to the second power". Everybody has seen it but not in those terms

Ive always been fond of "drive it like you stole it" too.

Betta Carotene · 05-29-2005

dad always told me "a mechanic is only as good as his tools". Dave I like one similar to yours "drive it like you hate it"

Victoria · 05-29-2005

:o You will never get out of this life alive. (on a bumper sticker)-
unfortunately, not on a gt, or I would have taken both home. :o

nobody · 05-30-2005

Ok delete this if needed. My favorite bumper sticker. God loves you, but the rest of us think your an a@#hole.

Betta Carotene · 05-30-2005

my uncles proud to be bald. he had a bumper sticker that said. "god only made so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair."

GTJIM · 05-30-2005

"Never treat others as you would have them treat you - they may not like it!"

..from the Beginner's S & M Manual....

baz · 05-30-2005

whats the difference between a masochist and a sadist ?

the masochist says hurt me hurt me

and the sadist says...........................................no

MountinAsh · 05-30-2005

" Ve Git Too Soon Old, Un Too Late Shmart!" Werner Von Braun.

neuropel · 05-31-2005

"The man likes to play Chess...let's get him some rocks."

-Red, from The Shawshank Redemption

ah ha · 05-31-2005

Time flies like an arrow. and fruit fly's like a banana!

ah ha · 05-31-2005

"We have done so much with so little for so long it is now possible to do anything with nothing" (a PT boat cpt. as I recall,could be wrong though)

Strider1970 · 06-04-2005

"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!"
The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages, English and Bad English."
The Fifth Element

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

... Nobody knows as soon as the light comes on they scatter!"
A Bugs Life

"May the Force be with you."
"Luke I am your father."
"Get this walking carpet out of my way!"
Uh

what is the name of this movie?....Star Wars?

N61WP · 06-04-2005

Try to be the person that your dog thinks you are.

Stressed · 06-05-2005

Originally Posted by baz

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

Sounds more like an insurance co.

Stressed · 06-05-2005

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw

Buck · 06-06-2005

94,000 Tons of U.S. Diplomacy.
and
4 Acres of Sovereign U.S. Territory.

Both seen on Navy recruiting posters depicting a Aircraft Carrier.

My current favorite considering we just got extended here in the gulf.

"It's a big sh*t sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite"

05-05-2005	#126 (permalink)
GTJIM 4246 Post Club Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,524 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Opels! "If one is good, then more are better and too many are just enough!"

05-05-2005	#127 (permalink)
baz opel free after 25 years Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: sunderland england Posts: 4,711 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	a bunch "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

05-28-2005	#131 (permalink)
MyAngelGT68 Opeler Join Date: May 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	My new Saying "I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, HAVING A POOR MAN'S DREAM, OR HAVING REALITY TOLD TO YOU BY A DRUNK." ----ME "FOR A LONG TIME I FELT LIKE A TOY BOTTLED SHIP COLLECTING DUST ON THE TOP SHELF IN A DARKENED CLOSET RIDDING UPON A SEA OF MOTH BALLS, THEN I FOUND MY OPEL GT 1968." ----ME

05-29-2005	#132 (permalink)
Fly Boy Opeler Join Date: May 2005 Location: Palos Verdes, California Posts: 80 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Quote " I don't want anything for free because it cost too much."

05-29-2005	#135 (permalink)
Victoria Opeler Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: wv Posts: 21 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Life :o You will never get out of this life alive. (on a bumper sticker)- unfortunately, not on a gt, or I would have taken both home. :o

05-05-2005	#129 (permalink)
baz opel free after 25 years Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: sunderland england Posts: 4,711 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	never worked out that way for me jim , had to use my charm wit and thick wallet

05-29-2005	#133 (permalink)
nobody No Access Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in transit Posts: 3,873 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Three that I live by. "Speed is money, How fast do you wanna go?" "There is no replacement for cubic displacement." "Power equals cubic inches or rectangular dollars." Not that I've been building for a bit but another is "A car is not always equal to the sum of it's parts." My all time favorite "Energy is equal to mass multiplied by density to the second power". Everybody has seen it but not in those terms Ive always been fond of "drive it like you stole it" too.

05-29-2005	#134 (permalink)
Betta Carotene Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Bakersfield, California Posts: 204 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	dad always told me "a mechanic is only as good as his tools". Dave I like one similar to yours "drive it like you hate it"

05-30-2005	#136 (permalink)
nobody No Access Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in transit Posts: 3,873 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Ok delete this if needed. My favorite bumper sticker. God loves you, but the rest of us think your an a@#hole.

05-30-2005	#137 (permalink)
Betta Carotene Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Bakersfield, California Posts: 204 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	my uncles proud to be bald. he had a bumper sticker that said. "god only made so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair."

05-30-2005	#138 (permalink)
GTJIM 4246 Post Club Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,524 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Caution! "Never treat others as you would have them treat you - they may not like it!" ..from the Beginner's S & M Manual....

05-30-2005	#139 (permalink)
baz opel free after 25 years Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: sunderland england Posts: 4,711 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	whats the difference between a masochist and a sadist ? the masochist says hurt me hurt me and the sadist says...........................................no

05-30-2005	#140 (permalink)
MountinAsh Opeler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: so California Posts: 10 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Quotable quotes?? " Ve Git Too Soon Old, Un Too Late Shmart!" Werner Von Braun.

05-31-2005	#141 (permalink)
neuropel Rice Cooker Join Date: May 2002 Location: Spring Church, PA Posts: 1,510 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	"The man likes to play Chess...let's get him some rocks." -Red, from The Shawshank Redemption

05-31-2005	#142 (permalink)
ah ha Opeler Join Date: May 2005 Location: ca. Posts: 33 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Time flies like an arrow. and fruit fly's like a banana!

05-31-2005	#143 (permalink)
ah ha Opeler Join Date: May 2005 Location: ca. Posts: 33 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	for the overworked and underpaid "We have done so much with so little for so long it is now possible to do anything with nothing" (a PT boat cpt. as I recall,could be wrong though)

06-04-2005	#144 (permalink)
Strider1970 Opeler Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV. Posts: 47 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Movie buff "Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!" The Princess Bride "I only speak two languages, English and Bad English." The Fifth Element "How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... Nobody knows as soon as the light comes on they scatter!" A Bugs Life "May the Force be with you." "Luke I am your father." "Get this walking carpet out of my way!" Uh what is the name of this movie?....Star Wars?

06-04-2005	#145 (permalink)
N61WP Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Orleans, La Posts: 533 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	Try to be the person that your dog thinks you are.

06-05-2005	#147 (permalink)
Stressed Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Johnson City, TN Posts: 99 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw

06-06-2005	#148 (permalink)
Buck Opeler Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Bremerton WA Posts: 44 Classified Rating: 0% (0)	94,000 Tons of U.S. Diplomacy. and 4 Acres of Sovereign U.S. Territory. Both seen on Navy recruiting posters depicting a Aircraft Carrier. My current favorite considering we just got extended here in the gulf. "It's a big sh*t sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite"