Quotes Free for All

[Gary]

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just Get Out Of The Way and leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

[nobody]

I heard this one last night from shortness "come on Dad, bring the heat" warmed up both of us. Thumper is hers when she's old enough or can reach the pedals, God help the boys out there.

[2 Fast 4 U]

Originally Posted by opelgtworld Die Japaner haben eine raffinierte Art, ihren Stahl in die Vereinigten Staaten zu schmuggeln. Sie malen ihn an, stellen ihn auf vier Räder und nennen das ganze Auto. Henry Ford (1863-1947) .

The Japanees have a tricky way to import there steel into the US, they paint it, put it on 4 wheels, and then call it a car

[2 Fast 4 U]

Originally Posted by opelgtworld Ein vorsichtiger Fahrer ist einer, der nach beiden Seiten schaut, wenn er bei Rot über die Kreuzung fährt. Ralph Marterie, amerik. Jazzmusiker .

A carefull driver is one who looks toward both sides as he / she drives thru a red light

[2 Fast 4 U]

Originally Posted by GoinManta Ich spreche nicht Deutsches. Konnten Sie es möglicherweise übersetzen.

I speak not Germans could you please translate


Good enough for you

[2 Fast 4 U]

Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are wonderfull.

[2 Fast 4 U]

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. J.F.Kennedy(1917-1963)

[spamseptictank]

The difference between your butt and your soul is that God only has to save your soul once.
-David Zielinski

[greensmurf20]

"the only acceptable subsitute for brains, is silence."
~Solomon Short~

[RallyBob]

'Screw you guys, I'm going home.'

-Eric Cartman

[greensmurf20]

"i would never cuss somebody....not unless they pissed me off"

"i'm not fat! I'm big boned!"

"cartoons kick a**"

all three, also by Eric Cartman

[LeftLaneGuy]

"But what about the RUM!??"

Cap'n Jack Sparrow



-dave

[spamseptictank]

May da schwartz be witya!
-Yogurt (from Spaceballs)

[nobody]

I'm still pretty sure my favorite that made me laugh the most was from David Lee Roth on one of the opening shows of MTV.

" I used to have a drug problem, but now I can afford it"

[RallyBob]

'Does your dog bite?'

'No'

'Arrrgg, woof, grrrr'

'I thought you said your dog did not bite?

'Zatt is not my dog...'

-Inspector Jacques Clouseau

[GTJIM]

"If it ain't broken - Don't fix it!"

[spamseptictank]

It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
-Arthur Dent

[jeff denton]

I don't want to work for Maggie's pa no more. No, I don't wanna work for Maggie's pa, no more. He hands you a nickel, he hands you a dime, he asks you with a grin if you're having a good time, then he fines you every time you slam the door! I don't wanna work on Maggie's Farm no more!
Bob Dylan

Go ahead, ask: what brought THIS up? (Hint, I used to work on heavy equipment, then trucks, then?)

[blauwmarc]

Oh, it's just an Opel...

little kids get exited when they saw my GT, it's a Porsche, it's a Porsche!!
Then one smart-ass kid says, o no, it's just an Opel...

Thank god it's not a Porsche, you find them on every corner of the street!

[opelnut10]

Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

[harryopel]

Or as Mickey Mantle put it, "one day you're a hero, next day, you're a zero."

[baronbors]

Some days your the dog and some days your the hydrant