Quotes Free for All - Page 7

Gary · 06-17-2005

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just Get Out Of The Way and leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

nobody · 11-19-2005

I heard this one last night from shortness "come on Dad, bring the heat" warmed up both of us. Thumper is hers when she's old enough or can reach the pedals, God help the boys out there.

2 Fast 4 U · 11-20-2005

Originally Posted by opelgtworld

Die Japaner haben eine raffinierte Art, ihren Stahl in die Vereinigten Staaten zu schmuggeln. Sie malen ihn an, stellen ihn auf vier Räder und nennen das ganze Auto.

Henry Ford (1863-1947)

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The Japanees have a tricky way to import there steel into the US, they paint it, put it on 4 wheels, and then call it a car

2 Fast 4 U · 11-20-2005

Originally Posted by opelgtworld

Ein vorsichtiger Fahrer ist einer, der nach beiden Seiten schaut, wenn er bei Rot über die Kreuzung fährt.

Ralph Marterie, amerik. Jazzmusiker

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A carefull driver is one who looks toward both sides as he / she drives thru a red light

2 Fast 4 U · 11-20-2005

Originally Posted by GoinManta

Ich spreche nicht Deutsches. Konnten Sie es möglicherweise übersetzen.

I speak not Germans could you please translate

Good enough for you

2 Fast 4 U · 11-20-2005

Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are wonderfull.

2 Fast 4 U · 11-20-2005

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. J.F.Kennedy(1917-1963)

spamseptictank · 01-24-2006

The difference between your butt and your soul is that God only has to save your soul once.
-David Zielinski

greensmurf20 · 01-24-2006

"the only acceptable subsitute for brains, is silence."
~Solomon Short~

RallyBob · 01-24-2006

'Screw you guys, I'm going home.'

-Eric Cartman

greensmurf20 · 01-24-2006

"i would never cuss somebody....not unless they pissed me off"

"i'm not fat! I'm big boned!"

"cartoons kick a**"

all three, also by Eric Cartman

LeftLaneGuy · 01-24-2006

"But what about the RUM!??"

Cap'n Jack Sparrow

-dave

spamseptictank · 01-25-2006

May da schwartz be witya!
-Yogurt (from Spaceballs)

nobody · 01-25-2006

I'm still pretty sure my favorite that made me laugh the most was from David Lee Roth on one of the opening shows of MTV.

" I used to have a drug problem, but now I can afford it"

RallyBob · 01-25-2006

'Does your dog bite?'

'No'

'Arrrgg, woof, grrrr'

'I thought you said your dog did not bite?

'Zatt is not my dog...'

-Inspector Jacques Clouseau

GTJIM · 01-25-2006

"If it ain't broken - Don't fix it!"

spamseptictank · 01-25-2006

It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
-Arthur Dent

jeff denton · 01-25-2006

I don't want to work for Maggie's pa no more. No, I don't wanna work for Maggie's pa, no more. He hands you a nickel, he hands you a dime, he asks you with a grin if you're having a good time, then he fines you every time you slam the door! I don't wanna work on Maggie's Farm no more!
Bob Dylan

Go ahead, ask: what brought THIS up? (Hint, I used to work on heavy equipment, then trucks, then?)

blauwmarc · 01-28-2006

Oh, it's just an Opel...

little kids get exited when they saw my GT, it's a Porsche, it's a Porsche!!
Then one smart-ass kid says, o no, it's just an Opel...

Thank god it's not a Porsche, you find them on every corner of the street!

opelnut10 · 02-09-2006

Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

harryopel · 02-09-2006

Or as Mickey Mantle put it, "one day you're a hero, next day, you're a zero."

baronbors · 02-09-2006

Some days your the dog and some days your the hydrant

LeftLaneGuy · 02-09-2006

Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew though the leather straps...

dave

jlthunder · 02-09-2006

Some days you are the fly and some days you are the windshield.

nbrcrnchr · 02-09-2006

Murphy was an optimist

11-20-2005	#156 (permalink)
2 Fast 4 U Detroit,where my home was Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Maria - Hoop, The Netherlands Posts: 2,210 Real Name: Erick	Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are wonderfull. __________________ Opel Ascona; driving one is like living on the edge. Only built from 1970 - 1975

11-20-2005	#157 (permalink)
2 Fast 4 U Detroit,where my home was Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Maria - Hoop, The Netherlands Posts: 2,210 Real Name: Erick	Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. J.F.Kennedy(1917-1963) __________________ Opel Ascona; driving one is like living on the edge. Only built from 1970 - 1975

01-24-2006	#158 (permalink)
spamseptictank Idiot with a GT Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 155	The difference between your butt and your soul is that God only has to save your soul once. -David Zielinski __________________ The difference between your butt and your soul is that God only has to save your soul once. - David Zielinski

01-24-2006	#159 (permalink)
greensmurf20 OPEL-LESS!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gobles michigan 49055 Posts: 2,112	"the only acceptable subsitute for brains, is silence." ~Solomon Short~ __________________ previousely owned 8 GTs and 1 manta. currently own 92 25th anniversary Z28. Ttop, 350, T56 swap, many upgrades, basically a complete restore. 67 chevy sportvan deluxe....next in line.

01-24-2006	#161 (permalink)
greensmurf20 OPEL-LESS!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gobles michigan 49055 Posts: 2,112	"i would never cuss somebody....not unless they pissed me off" "i'm not fat! I'm big boned!" "cartoons kick a**" all three, also by Eric Cartman __________________ previousely owned 8 GTs and 1 manta. currently own 92 25th anniversary Z28. Ttop, 350, T56 swap, many upgrades, basically a complete restore. 67 chevy sportvan deluxe....next in line.

11-19-2005	#152 (permalink)
nobody No Access Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in transit Posts: 3,873	I heard this one last night from shortness "come on Dad, bring the heat" warmed up both of us. Thumper is hers when she's old enough or can reach the pedals, God help the boys out there.

01-24-2006	#162 (permalink)
LeftLaneGuy opel snob Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: N/E Tenn Posts: 155	"But what about the RUM!??" Cap'n Jack Sparrow -dave __________________ space for rent

01-25-2006	#163 (permalink)
spamseptictank Idiot with a GT Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 155	May da schwartz be witya! -Yogurt (from Spaceballs) __________________ The difference between your butt and your soul is that God only has to save your soul once. - David Zielinski

01-25-2006	#164 (permalink)
nobody No Access Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in transit Posts: 3,873	I'm still pretty sure my favorite that made me laugh the most was from David Lee Roth on one of the opening shows of MTV. " I used to have a drug problem, but now I can afford it"

01-25-2006	#166 (permalink)
GTJIM Old Opeler Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,686	Universal Wisdom about Mechanical Devices ... "If it ain't broken - Don't fix it!" __________________ GTJim Opel Owner since last Century! Copyright © 2000-2009 J D Henry All Rights Reserved

01-25-2006	#167 (permalink)
spamseptictank Idiot with a GT Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 155	It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. -Arthur Dent __________________ The difference between your butt and your soul is that God only has to save your soul once. - David Zielinski

01-25-2006	#168 (permalink)
jeff denton former opel racer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: near some glaciers Posts: 2,863 Real Name: Jeff "Oh-Oh" Denton	I don't want to work for Maggie's pa no more. No, I don't wanna work for Maggie's pa, no more. He hands you a nickel, he hands you a dime, he asks you with a grin if you're having a good time, then he fines you every time you slam the door! I don't wanna work on Maggie's Farm no more! Bob Dylan Go ahead, ask: what brought THIS up? (Hint, I used to work on heavy equipment, then trucks, then?) __________________ No Opels were harmed in the filming of this movie. However two Mustangs, a Pinto, and a Capri were hospitalized. One Mustang was euthanized the next morning.

01-28-2006	#169 (permalink)
blauwmarc GT is my middle name Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: netherlands Posts: 607	just an Opel... Oh, it's just an Opel... little kids get exited when they saw my GT, it's a Porsche, it's a Porsche!! Then one smart-ass kid says, o no, it's just an Opel... Thank god it's not a Porsche, you find them on every corner of the street!

02-09-2006	#170 (permalink)
opelnut10 Living in the past Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chesapeake, Virginia Posts: 1,368 Real Name: Lloyd	Murphy's Law Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

02-09-2006	#171 (permalink)
harryopel 70 opel Kadette Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: connecticut Posts: 11	Or as Mickey Mantle put it, "one day you're a hero, next day, you're a zero."

02-09-2006	#172 (permalink)
baronbors 1000 Post Club Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: League City Texas Posts: 1,113	Some days your the dog and some days your the hydrant __________________ Texas Opel Preservation Society

02-09-2006	#173 (permalink)
LeftLaneGuy opel snob Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: N/E Tenn Posts: 155	Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew though the leather straps... dave __________________ space for rent

02-09-2006	#174 (permalink)
jlthunder 1000 Post Club Join Date: May 2003 Location: Salfordville, PA Posts: 2,138 Real Name: Jeff	Some days you are the fly and some days you are the windshield. __________________ 1972 Opel GT, Owner since 1983 2001 Saab 9-5 SE 3.0 Turbo V6 Weeeeeeeeeee!!! 1973 GT, Parted out, R.I.P. 1968 Kadette, Owner since 2006, Sold, 28 June 2008

02-09-2006	#175 (permalink)
nbrcrnchr Opeler Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Tupelo Mississippi Posts: 67	Murphy was an optimist __________________ Bob 1970 GT

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