Quotes Free for All

[GTJIM]

When ever you get a bead on Murphy - he is standing in front of your car .....

[spamseptictank]

Most people have "one of those days". I have "one of those lives".

[opelnut10]

But look on the bright side, a blind squrriel will find an acorn once in awhile.

[namba209]

Originally Posted by GTJIM When ever you get a bead on Murphy - he is standing in front of your car .....

Yeah, Jim, and I can't run him over in either of mine right now.

[CoriolisSTORM]

"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" ~Dark Helmet

What a city, what a night, what a crowd, what a bomb, what a mistake, what a wanker you have for a President. ~Bono to France

I want to play the guitar very badly, and I DO play the guitar very badly." ~ Bono

"I could never be a politician because I think I'm too selfish, and I think I like to have fun: the right to be irresponsible is a right I hold dear."~Bono

and now for my favorites! Ahem!!! Classic Romantic era Literature from two of the best poets the world has and ever will know!

"I do think better of womankind than to suppose that they care what Mr. John Keats five feet high likes them or not." ~John Keats

"Heard melodies are sweet but those unheard are sweeter." ~John Keats

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever, its loveliness increases, it will never pass into nothingness." ~John Keats

"O Sovereign power of love!" ~John Keats

"Verse, fame, and beauty are intense indeed, but Death intenser, Death is Life's high meed." ~John Keats

"I always made an awkward bow" ~John Keats

"Here lies one whose name was writ in water" ~john keats tombstone inscription

"Its horror and its beauty are divine." ~Percy Shelley

"All spirits are enslaved which serve things evil." ~Percy Shelley

"Whence are we, and why are we? Of what scene the actors or spectators?"~Percy Shelley

"What Adonais is, why fear we to become?"~Percy Shelley

He lives, he wakes -'tis Death is dead, not he." ~Percy Shelley
edit: FORGOT ONE!!!

"Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way."
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922

[CoriolisSTORM]

Last two and I'll leave it be for a while!

Engineered to move the human spirit. ~Mercedes-Benz

"Aus Liebe zum Automobil" ~Volkswagen
translation: "For the love of the car."

[opelnut10]

Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you and a blind squirrel will get an acorn once in awhile. Sitting Bull after the battle of Big Horn

[spamseptictank]

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. -Dave Barry

Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it. -Salvador Dali

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. -anonymous

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

I believe two things may be infinite - the Universe and Human stupidity. I have my doubts about the Universe... -Albert Einstein

[opeldean]

an opel is safest in the garage, but
thats not what opels are made for

[Geek]

"As an amusement it is too fleeting, as an occupation it is too wearing; as a public exhibition there is no money in it. "

- Mark Twain (and surprisingly, he wasn't talking about cars)

[opelnut10]

Great things are accomplished only by prefection of minor details-- Dr. Zora Dontov

[Wickedcool]

The right part will ALWAYS cost more!

Since your driving an Opel they will also have to order and it will come on the slow train from China, lol!

I've spent 12 years working in auto parts and that's the first thing I learned!

[opelnut10]

Bumper stickers1) I'm so horny the crack of dawn looks good (2)I'm just driving like this to piss you off (3) I'm not stupid, but I am riding with him (4) I do have a purpose in life, ugly women need love too.

[Washout]

I remember when Sex was SAFE and Skydiving was DANGEROUS!

[CoriolisSTORM]

'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. ~John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion - I have shuddered at it. I shudder no more - I could be martyred for my religion - Love is my religion - I could die for that. ~John Keats

Cant you tell I like Keats?
And, my favorite musicians,
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way,

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?
- Gerard Way
Our fans are people who are viewed as insignificant, and that burns me out.
- Gerard Way

Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?
- Gerard Way

[sawdust]

Why is there so much of the Month left at the end of the Money ??

[badbradgt]

"Alright, times up, lets go, LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!"
- Leeroy Jenkins


"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines"
- Enzo Ferrari

“The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter.”
- Dave Mustaine

[k1400]

Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of carelessness, incapacity, or neglect.
Anonymous

If you wanna live life on your own terms, you gotta be willing to crash and burn.
Motley Crue

[namba209]

Any aircraft will take off easily. How it comes back is up to you.


Something I told my newbies, when I was a Flight Chief during my USAF career.

[k1400]

Keep the greasy side DOWN!
Billy (can't remember his last name), DHC3 on floats pilot in Alaska before my first flight with passengers out of Illiamna. No doubt an ancient proverb from someone else, like Wilbur or Orville.

[k1400]

Sun shines on a dog's ass some days.

One of my all time favorites, no idea who said it. Think I got it from a movie.

[DESTEC]

Einstein once said, "All things being relative, what time does Munich get to my train."

[DESTEC]

I saw this billboard ad with my own two eyes crosssing country:

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