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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: This is a Moderated Forum

    This is a moderated forum. All posts in this forum are reviewed for content before they are published.

    Started by Gary, 12-07-2003 07:45 AM
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  1. New fuel saving technology could save Chrysler....

    Could be adapted to Opel CIH. :confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4&feature=player_embedded :cool:

    Started by Aardvaark, 3 Days Ago 09:01 PM
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  2. Wink Resturant

    I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture. So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant. I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing...

    Started by andysmith, 3 Days Ago 07:39 PM
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  3. Bigger

    I overheard a Yank boasting about how everything is so much bigger in the States, so I proceeded to point out a lovely country mansion with beautiful grounds and asked his opinion on it. "Man, we've got places like that all over the states and each one of them is at least 10 times bigger than...

    Started by andysmith, 3 Days Ago 07:37 PM
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  4. Talking Another nun's story . . .

    It's a nice sunny day when a novice nun asks one of the older nuns if she'd like to go for a walk in a nearby park. As they approach the far end of the park, a man suddenly jumps out from behind some bushes, grabs both of them and "has his way" with them. The nuns finally recover enough to...

    Started by tekenaar, 5 Days Ago 03:44 PM
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  5. A nun's story . . .

    While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered "Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain...

    Started by tekenaar, 5 Days Ago 03:18 PM
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  6. Toyota's new "driving experience" simulator.....

    http://toyotasimulator.com/ :veryhappy

    Started by Aardvaark, 1 Week Ago 05:49 PM
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  7. Hairdresser . . .

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty .. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?" ...

    Started by tekenaar, 1 Week Ago 11:12 AM
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  8. Chinese Proverb

    Confucius say, "If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the..... http://tekenaar.opelgt.com/Misc/comics/wongbooks.jpg

    Started by tekenaar, 1 Week Ago 09:31 PM
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  9. The holdup . . .

    Late one night in Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," the thief demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this, I'm a United States Congressman!" The robber responded,...

    Started by tekenaar, 1 Week Ago 09:35 AM
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  10. My Talk With Jesus . . .

    Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me just last week, after a particularly difficult day. I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the...

    Started by tekenaar, 1 Week Ago 09:28 AM
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  11. The vibrator . . .

    As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied, 'Mom, I'm thirty-five...

    Started by tekenaar, 1 Week Ago 04:03 PM
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  12. Wisdom From The Military

    FROM MILITARY MANUALS 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal- ________________________________________ 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual - ________________________________________ 'Whoever said the...

    Started by hrcollinsjr, 1 Week Ago 09:21 AM
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  13. My next Christmas Present

    New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,...

    Started by sawdust, 2 Weeks Ago 01:43 PM
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  14. First time sex . . .

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,...

    Started by tekenaar, 2 Weeks Ago 10:00 AM
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  15. Walking and beer

    A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

    Started by sawdust, 2 Weeks Ago 06:35 PM
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  16. Born this way

    It's in the genes... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkOMJakRn44

    Started by Gary, 2 Weeks Ago 08:36 PM
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  17. Don't Stop Me Now

    I'm on a roll 27801 To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

    Started by hrcollinsjr, 2 Weeks Ago 03:55 PM
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  18. Heimlich Maneuver?

    Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks...

    Started by hrcollinsjr, 3 Weeks Ago 07:53 AM
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  19. The Lawsuit

    One evening after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue. They observed a rather well dressed and attractive lady walking just ahead of them. One of the men turned and remarked to the other, “I’d give $100 to spend the night with that woman.” To their surprise, the...

    Started by hrcollinsjr, 3 Weeks Ago 08:29 PM
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  20. The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

    An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The...

    Started by tekenaar, 3 Weeks Ago 06:11 PM
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