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    This is a moderated forum. All posts in this forum are reviewed for content before they are published.

    Started by Gary‎, 12-07-2003 07:45 AM
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  1. Sportsmans Double

    A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasnt too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if Id ever had a Sportsmans Double? Whats that? the guy...

    Started by sawdust‎, 6 Days Ago 05:14 PM
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  2. true love

    An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

    Started by sawdust‎, 1 Week Ago 07:09 PM
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  3. Playing with words - Punography

    I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit. I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    Started by hrcollinsjr‎, 1 Week Ago 09:07 AM
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  4. Wink Don't leave home without it!

    Started by tekenaar‎, 1 Week Ago 08:29 PM
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  5. Mourning

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog...

    Started by sawdust‎, 3 Weeks Ago 03:56 PM
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  6. one way to heat your car

    Coffee with the Hermit: One Way To Beat The Cold...!

    Started by enu‎, 3 Weeks Ago 01:04 PM
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  7. My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he...

    Started by hrcollinsjr‎, 3 Weeks Ago 07:56 AM
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