Forum: Humor

A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasnt too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if Id ever had a Sportsmans Double? Whats that? the guy...

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit. I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog...

Coffee with the Hermit: One Way To Beat The Cold...!