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Old 09-26-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Police Dept. Applicant Test

A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed.

The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.'

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit.'

The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'

'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?'
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