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Cunning Linguist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Plano, TX 75074
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Religion in Politics . . .
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?' The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, 'My treat.' The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. With great effort he hobbled over to a booth and in obvious pain, sat down and hollered, 'Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold glass of Miller Light?' He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's Boy over there?' The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he said. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, 'Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability!'
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