Confucius Says:

[sawdust]

Confucius Says:
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
Determine who is right,
war determines who is Left.

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Wife who put Husband in doghouse
soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who fight with Wife all day
get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails To build crib,
but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like Hell,
bound to get there.

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Man who live in Glass house
should change clothes in Basement.

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Man who fish in Other man's well
often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

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