the Difference between Prison and Work

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@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend most of yourtime ina 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK

You get a break for one mealand you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK

For good behavior,you get more work

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must carry a security cardand open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You aren't even supposed
to speak to your family

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic Wardens

@ WORK

They are called "Managers"

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS!!!

[20 years later]

Wouldn't that make working at a prison a true conundrum!

conundrum
One entry found.




Main Entry: co·nun·drum
Pronunciation: \kə-ˈnən-drəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1645
1: a riddle whose answer is or involves a GUN
2 a: a question or problem having only a conjectural answer b: an intricate and difficult problem