A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
Convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road,
He pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
What little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing
The pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
Saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
Siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm
Too old for this!" and he pulled over to await the
Trooper's' arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift
Ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me
A reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."

The elderly gentleman paused and said, "three years
Ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought
You were bringing her back."

"You have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.