![]() |
|
|||||||
| Humor A fun forum, but keep it reasonably clean... Posts to this forum will be moderated for content before approval. |
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
opel free after 26 years
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: sunderland england
Posts: 4,941
Real Name: barry williams
![]() |
speeding
Convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, He pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through What little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing The pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he Saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and Siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm Too old for this!" and he pulled over to await the Trooper's' arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift Ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me A reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The elderly gentleman paused and said, "three years Ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought You were bringing her back." "You have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
__________________
Copyright © 2003-2009 barry williams All Rights Reserved save praying to God for sunday today we pray to Nike and run like hell |
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|