3 opelers die and go to heaven

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Three men die in a head on crash in their beloved opel
And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on one,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first man accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly, ugly woman!'

The next day,
The second man steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly woman.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first man.

The third man has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly mare, is very,
VERY careful where he steps.

He manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
But one day St.Peter comes up to him
With the most beautiful woman he has ever laid eyes on



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy man says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The woman says,
'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
Bloody duck !!

[baz]

just been reading back and see otto beat me to it with this one



tooooooooo sloooooooow