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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Plano, TX 75074
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Ear hair . . .
The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.' The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.' The druggist said. 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.' The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.' The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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