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Old 06-20-2009   #1 (permalink)
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside
her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through
customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,
to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
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John, you need to spend some time in the corner....Lmao though

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Sorry I posted in the Wrong place ...but it was
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John - You posted it in the correct forum.
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