Fishing Trip . . .

[tekenaar]

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand and drinking a beer.

His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?"

Dave replied, "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, "Surprise".

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful, see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want".

SO I DID AND HERE I AM!

[opelnut10]

Originally Posted by tekenaar Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand and drinking a beer. His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?" Dave replied, "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, "Surprise". When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful, see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want". SO I DID AND HERE I AM!

Two questions, what is Dave's address and when is he coming back from the fishing trip??????????

[sugg578]

Wow that would be something I would do but then get my butt kicked for later.

[ungermm]

Good one. But, Lloyd if she isn't good enough for Dave you might have a better time fishing. And, fishing trip is most likely a code term. Something like, hey guys lets go to fishing at the lake ..wink, wink..which really meant, cast the line into the water and then we go inside the stripper bar at the lake.

[opelnut10]

Originally Posted by ungermm Good one. But, Lloyd if she isn't good enough for Dave you might have a better time fishing. And, fishing trip is most likely a code term. Something like, hey guys lets go to fishing at the lake ..wink, wink..which really meant, cast the line into the water and then we go inside the stripper bar at the lake.

I don't want to marry her, hell I don't even want to sleep with her, I just want to see what kinda knots he used to make sure she would stay tied up long enough for his to go fishing I may have a need for those knots one day myself and I want to make sure I am knowledgeable in the proper method to hog tie someone to the bed, the skimpy nighty is just dressing on the cake and I might want to take some pictures while I'm there