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Old 07-29-2009   #1 (permalink)
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oh dear....!

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she whitewoman.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
[She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:







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I'm part Polish... I would be offended by that...... if I understood it.
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Originally Posted by vikesman101 View Post
I'm part Polish... I would be offended by that...... if I understood it.
Now THAT is funny, before making jokes about the mentality of Polish people, remember they can speak Polish, can you. How smart does that make someone that cannot
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I'm part Polish... I would be offended by that...... if I understood it.


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