oh dear....!

2 Fast 4 U · 07-29-2009

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she whitewoman.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
[She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:

'Polish Remover'

vikesman101 · 07-30-2009

I'm part Polish... I would be offended by that...... if I understood it.

GoinManta · 07-30-2009

GoinManta · 07-30-2009

opelnut10 · 07-30-2009

Originally Posted by vikesman101

I'm part Polish... I would be offended by that...... if I understood it.

Now THAT is funny, before making jokes about the mentality of Polish people, remember they can speak Polish, can you. How smart does that make someone that cannot

2 Fast 4 U · 07-31-2009

Originally Posted by vikesman101

I'm part Polish... I would be offended by that...... if I understood it.

"nail" Polish Remover

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2 Fast 4 U Detroit,where my home was Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Maria - Hoop, The Netherlands Posts: 2,216 Real Name: Erick	oh dear....! A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she whitewoman. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? [She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover' __________________ Opel Ascona; driving one is like living on the edge. Only built from 1970 - 1975

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