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Old 08-24-2009   #1 (permalink)
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A blonde . . .

. . . drops off a shirt at the cleaners...

On the way out the door the lady at the counter says, " Come again... "

The blonde says, "No, its toothpaste this time, you nosey bitch!"
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why a blond those blond jokes are outdated
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Originally Posted by opeletti75 View Post
why a blond those blond jokes are outdated
That may be so but I still laughed.
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Originally Posted by opeletti75 View Post
why a blond
Because it's funny.

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those blond jokes are outdated
Well I laughed.




Political correctness is very over rated.
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Political correctness is very over rated.
Subtitled there is at least one sane sensible Aussie

There's an annual contest at Melbourne University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year the term was 'Political Correctness.'

The winner wrote:


"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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PC in any form . . .

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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it
is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
. . . is just . . . couldn't have defined it better myself!!
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