Missing Bill Clinton

[tekenaar]

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious.

Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

[baronbors]

Yah - but gas was only $1.35 a gallon under him. History will decide his place but bet it will be higher than our current one.

[tekenaar]

Yah - but gas was only $1.35 a gallon under him. History will decide his place but bet it will be higher than our current one.

That was NOT a political statement . . . just a joke!

[Old Hippie]

Let's not forget also from Bill C.:
1) the surplus (now lost)
2) he didn't have to finish a job for his daddy that cost others
3) he got caught doing what 90% of the presidents do anyhow
4) when he went after a Bin Laden, he did it half ass (which could be better than stopping when the bass-turd was on the run to finish his daddy's war)
Just my 2c's, so no need to be nasty!

[baz]

now now dont make me send you all to bed without milk and cookies
as otto says this is a joke in the humour section take it as a joke and laugh or i will not let you play . all of you .
upsetting the bears and elephants is my job, it is a duty given to me by right of birth , if this keeps up i will have no choice but to issue part 5 of the return of the union , and this would be bad as me and jeff have just started talking again and you know it upsets him when i do that

[baz]

i stand corrected "donkeys and elephants "and as there are some nastys in the wings think its time to kill this one

[Gary]

i stand corrected "donkeys and elephants "and as there are some nastys in the wings think its time to kill this one

Good call Baz. I was ready to dump the first post but decided to wait to see where it went.

It seems like there is no middle ground anymore with politics in the US and followers of either party go into immediate attack mode if you question their stand on issues.