As mother walks past the door of her daughters bedroom she hears a funny sound, when she opens the door she sees her daughter laying naked on the bed, playing with a vibrator.
Mother asks: What are you doing??
Daughter answers: Well mother I'm 35 years old and still living with you, I'm afraid that i won't get closer to a marriage than this.

A few days later father hears a strange sound comming from the guest room, vourious he opens the door and sees his daughter laying naked on the sofa and playing with a vibrator.
Father asks: What are you doing??
Daughter answers: Well father I'm 35 years old and still living with you, and this, pointimg to the vibrator, is my alternative for a husband.

A few days later mother hears that funny sound again comming from the livingroom quicly she runs in to the livingroom and finds her husband sitting on the couch, with the working vibrator next to him.
Mother asks: what do you think your doing???
Father answers: Can't you see? I'm watching football with my son in law!!