Favorite quote

[m610]

"It's only kinky the first time."

[opellane]

This Quote I've been using Ever since Norbert told me about my Bad Luck and Black Clouds Theme.. and seems to be working so far... for bringing Luck works for me

"" Knock three times on wood for Good Luck ""

[opelnut10]

That girl is so ugly she has to tie a pork chop bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

[soybean]

That girl is so ugly she has to tie a pork chop bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Oh my God, I've seen her at Walmart. Turns out it was my Sister in Law Jarrell

[terrylewisac]

when in doubt tear it out
or
when all else fails take pride in what you hide

[m610]

The part not on the car doesn't cost money, doesn't add weight, and doesn't require maintenance.

[terrylewisac]

why fart it and waste it when you can burb it and taste it.

Ok maybe I should leave this section for a while good grief man