I think it should somehow automatically pop up as required reading when our new people are registering. It is humorous, yes, but informative! I don't think anyone would be upset if they were sent this link as required reading even after they have joined if it looks like they could benefit from it.
Were I a moderator I would keep it very handy and tactfully post it often.]
Hi newbie, you want to post on a forum? this is what you need to know!