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A lusty cocktail waitress once told me:

"Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last."

In regards to dating women, a friend of mine once said:

"We're all looking for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world."

In regards to torquing bolts, I came up with this sage advice:

"Tighten'er till she strips, then back'er off half a turn."

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Similar on the bolt tightening... Every bolt has the same torque spec... tighten it to half a turn before it snaps
 

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Everything in Moderation, Including moderation - Benjamin Franklin.
 

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From the same lusty cocktail waitress in post #18:

"I'll try anything once. If I like it...(wink! wink!)....I'll do it some more!"


More wise wisdom from the Wise One(Me):

"The best thing about breaking things on your Opel, is that it gives you an excuse to buy even better cooler stuff to try to break on your Opel."
 

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"If someone steals your ideas, take comfort in knowing someday you might read their obituary"

Me-2016
 

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"Don't pet the sweaty things"
 

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I was talking with a fellow older single guy at work today, lamenting our lack of spouses, the horror stories we hear from guys with spouses, divorce, etc.

He said his dad told him:

"When it's all said and done, we all end up sleeping in single beds."
 

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Let's see some old favorites saying or quotes....mum yeah When the Fat Lady sings and when Pigs can fly and when snakes have arm pits and when chickens have lips...opps :veryhappy
 

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I forgot about this one, but having just watched the movie recently I was reminded of it, and I LMAO every time I hear it and I absolutely love it

"We ain't in da prisna takin bidness we in da killin Nazi bidness, and cousin, bidness iz a boomin" - Aldo Raine (aka Aldo the Apache) Inglorious Basterds
 

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Attributed to Bartlett (author of Bartlett's Book of Famous Quotes) as his most often used quote: Can I put that in my book?

Others:

Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

We need to quit asking:"How stupid can you be?" Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who put people into categories and those who don't.

The two most boring things in the world: 1. Jogging, 2. Listening to a jogger talk about jogging.

And then there is Yogi, who had some classics, but my favorite: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
 

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