[tekenaar]

A master of English prose . . .

Merry new year and happy... No wait happy merry and new christmas... **** no, that aint it... uhh... merry new happy... ah F*** it, you know what i mean

A master of the English prose with, perhaps, an ounce or two of bubbly under his belt?

His sentiments are thus not lightly expressed, but are most assuredly felt!