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To get something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

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87.5 percent of all statistics are made up


ow my f ing leg when i fell off my bike and broke my leg 10 days ago oh yeh and
s.it my bike
 

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This becomes more and more true as we age

When you're young and fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. Roy Rogers
 

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"If you want to have a friend, you have to be a friend."

"We all come into this world, naked, bloody, screaming and getting slapped. The goal is to not leave the same way."

originals by me.
 

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You can buy kids books..... but you can't make them read them.
 

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From a U.S. President

Lincoln was credited with the quote, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet"

-Abraham Lincoln 1857-
 

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I have a few posters that I collected over the years and they hung predominantly on my office walls at the corporate office where I worked. They look like the usual motivational posters everyone has hanging up, and only once did someone notice them.....HR guy, and he just laughed.

IRRESPONSIBILITY: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
MEETINGS: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
POTENTIAL: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
MISTAKES: It could be that your purpose in life is only to serve as a warning to others.
IDIOCY: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
 

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First something profound and serious....

Your character is determined by what you choose to do, not what you have to do. (myself)

There, now that is out of the way.

"Home Is Where You Hang your Hat"
(Dr. Emilio Lizardo)
 
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Now look what you started!! @wrench
 

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I find that these days I bitch about the guys driving like the Assholes I used to drive like when I was a young guy bitching about old guys driving like I do today. West Coast GT
 

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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done........"


George Carlin
 
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